Company: Microsoft
Title: Software Engineer
About:
I'm a Royal Society of the Arts Fellow, I'm a Moore, Chapman, Hathaway, McCulley, Spencer and Lyon and Irish Ashkenazi Jewish. First girlfriend was Casey Willard. Microsoft System Integrator with valid contract from 2002-present. INTJ-T tested at the University of California, University of Virginia Computer Science Alumni. With 3.5 GPA Scholar Award. I was UVa's ACM Vice President in 2008-2010. I'm also Windows 7/2008 Internals Certified. Former Macromedia User Group trainer from 1999. WK3 was released on my birthday. My family surname is also a Charlemagne. Which means if the United States were to have a King decedents of Emperor Charlemagne would be it. I was born in 1978. I grew up with Alpha, MIPS, VAX and x86 computer architecture. My first computer was a Tandy TRS-80 with Microsoft XENIX in 1984. AT&T System V at Sullins Academy in 1983. I later bought Apple Macintosh Pro's, Hewlett Packard and Dell PC's and servers running OpenVMS, Apple's System, Mac OS X and Windows. I've bought 4 MSDN enterprise subscriptions and have three Microsoft Bizspark grants. I've worked for ID Software for Quake 1, 2 and 3 Arena. I was born with as lisp. I look forward to Windows Embedded in 2029. To bring back modular round trip engineering of Windows. Because I think Linux is bad corporate Darwinism. Microsoft has a nice UNIX corporate ideology. I'm looking forward to when Microsoft can be called a Computer Science company not IT. I've done work with BSD in 2001 on the Common Desktop Environment for x86. I would like to teach the top down software design approach of Bell Labs Plan 9 to students. I have submitted my Bell Labs distinguished academic scholar application to Nokia Bell Labs awaiting approval in 2026. I'm a Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy friend. My licensed work is in the Computer History Museum for Macromedia. I own a Macromedia Patent Portfolio. I helped ship Macromedia Studio 8 and Windows Server 2003 and the Windows 11 Dev Drive. I also worked on official Windows 8/8.1 PowerPoint Storyboards. I'm also A Windows Compact Embedded Shared Source Initiative Licensee 2000-2023. Future work will be for Mathworks in Matlab. My family lives in NY, California and Virginia.